My fascination on creatures of trash and thievery:
This page is all about my learning of the ways of the furry thieves. They are usually described as 'trash pandas', but I believe they could be so much more. We just need to crack their code, get in their smooth little heads, walk a mile in their paws. Imagine what it would be like as a creature of the night, scurrying around while surverying the city for free pizza, free burgers, free drinks. What a life that would be. of course, this was my fascination with these creatures at the start of my career, as a mortal. Now I have expanded my knowledge into what these creatures truly are. They are, in fact, planes-walking astral creatures, with the power to change everything and anything they wish.
To start my theory on the creatures known as the Raccoon, we will start with the basis for their names, specifically their scientific name: Procyon lotor. This name comes from the Greek and Latin words for "before-dog" and "washer" respectively. Procyon, or "before-dog" refers to their appearance and behaviour, not quite a canine, but similar in most respects. Omnivorous diet, with a preference for meat for their meals, but in the modern day,
I have tried to circumvent my human form, through meditation, internal alchemy and prayer, with the goal of departing the physical into the planar (astral), with little success so far. Experimentation continues into different myths on raccoon metaphysical states, and their perchant for miscreation throughout the kaleido-spheres with the first test being a failure, thoughbeit providing information for formal hypothesis' to form in due time.
Miscreation being part of the creature's soul (essence) can be proved throughout evidence captured on historical and planewalker data, showing their acts to be akin to another proved miscreation species, the common house cat (some say kot). though their relation proves a mystery, it can be observed that these creatures have an avid habitual need to destroy rather than create or observe. The curiousity of these creatures leads to so called 'canon' events appearing to destabilize wavelengths where such events should not happen, such as the case of one Ajof-Hintler being a cat-lover providing him the inspiration for his now world renown paintings. With such a scale of power these creatures exhibit, it can be said they are the true masters of the universal-collateral-timeline-continuum theory, proving to be capable of harnessing the extensions within the timelines to catch or 'paw' at the subsequent multiverses that may occur, changing the original timeline with this action.